Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Give Double Blog my last day of March



i thought these two women deserve a medal of honor of some sort?

Watch the whole patriotic song here

EAT MORE BACON and use the toothpick to dig out the leftovers

Give up on March Maddness


I know April is tomorrow, fools day, then this weekend in the final four, Monday the championship game. I will win the bracket at work with two of the four pulling off at least one win, if I get the final game right (Tar Heels) then I can rub it in for the week. But it's also Barry Obama's worst month.

His maddness is only increasing as we approach his 100 day mark. He is no Abe Lincoln and I must repost this campaign flyer of Lincoln's to remind us we voted in the wrong guy despite his comparisons to the first and greatest Republic President to date! (I can imagine Ronald Reagan reading this above often, even if it was not Abe's words exactly)Savage is at it again:


Monday, March 30, 2009

Give one more day

I can give a blog one more day, tomorrow the 31st is the last day, Horray!

Writing very littel this month, mostly just posting stuff -

www.thefoxnation.com or click here

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Give Sex advice for April and EASTER and SPRING BIRTHING


It's time to eat more oatmeal in the morning, but what if i like to get it on before getting out of bed?

Don't suggest anything more than a casual romp, but once it get's heated up (her oven) then start the suggestions, such as the piano bench or the washing machine changeup. Don't ask for porn right after the good morning wake up piss....

Also, if you want to have kids, try not have your wife pregnant during the hot summer months, it's a temp thing that hauling around a huge bowling ball in the bell during the JULY OR AUGUST!

IF YOU WANT YOUR KIDS TO ENJOY SEX LATER IN LIFE: read THIS

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Give Greed a Chance

My Elite 8 bracket has six of the eight choosen correctly because I greed over the pot of cash, so be it, all $25 BUCKS. I won last year too. I'm greedy.

Some want thier cake and eat it too, I want my beer and drink it too:



Then we have the Gandhi version of Greed (he was more selfish than greedy since he did eat meat despite the vegetarian praise he recieves years later):

“I don’t know which is the greater task: to decentralize a top-heavy civilization or to prevent an ancient civilization from becoming centralized and top-heavy. In both cases the core of the problem is to discover what constitutes a good civilization, then proclaim it to the people and help them to erect it.”

—Gandhi

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“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need, but not every man’s greed.”

—Gandhi

Friday, March 27, 2009

Give props where due:

Mizz last night in sweet 16, up at halftime, but a 65 foot shot:



If that keeps up, they might just beat the next round to finally win it all!
IT'S all so mad

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Give some musical advise...

This is worth watching, but the song alone is lame....



If Salsa is more your style, check out this bass player

Give a link or two away

This chick is selling sex for only $10 bucks, but nobody wants here

This guy is selling cock choppers for only $5 bucks, it's all humor

But most popular is the lack of selling on this job:

She is a wicked Bass player and offers some music

Monday, March 23, 2009

Give my picks for Mizzou Thursday

Memphis will lose this coming Thursday by two or three points. I'm sure it will be the last game of the Tigers March Madness.

READ about the last win

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Give my dog away...Beagle in our bed


Freckles (AKA Phreckles on FB) is a lazy good for nothing canine we can give away!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Give a good movie title after tonight

This awesome flick from netflix tonight, THE GO-Getter.....

It's better than pulp fiction with less violence, but very funny stuff.

I'm about to go to bed now,

More later

Give an Apology to Special Olympians

It's time we really get to the root of the matter, Comedy about special people is off limits. I too have gone there in the past, when I was a teenager, but this is the president of the AMERICAS:

Friday, March 20, 2009

I Gave a blog yesterday thas about taking not giving

My bad, i belw it yesterday with the theme of GIVE so here is my bracket instead:
This is the bottom of my bracket, the three only losses after the first day, this is the bottom only!

I must apologize to the world for missing the assignment yesterday, kinda like Obama blew it last night on Leno

He isn't that great of president! He chose Mizzou Tigers in the 16, and picked the same team I did for the final game, but he still has my blessings to fail!!!!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Won Tickets for my days off this week!


It's a lucky Irish week for me: using a gift card for Fox and the Hound dinner with my wife before the movie THE INTERNATIONAL Naomi Watts is not my type, but maybe lunch on Sunday!

Then I get home from work last night, and call the number of my local station to find out I've won Sunday tix and lunch: http://www.kmox.com/Duke-Ellington-Orchestra/3981254 The lunch is served at a local place with the AM Anchor of KMOX

I'm excited to spend some time with my lovely wife away from the kids and being entertained during my four day work weeks since fuel sales are down and we have been furloughed at the airport!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Give my bike up to criminals

I have decided to never lock up my bike again, even after reading this article about the lack of services from my local authorities

It's a shame the future of crime is getting less pressure to stop, maybe they should spend more time with the family out having some recreational experiences instead?


Photo will come later today, sorry

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St Pats Day


I have nothing to say today other than it's 5pm, I'm not hitting the beer, nor the other adult beverage, corned beef and cabbage almost done and a friend brought over some green cake for us to eat! Kids are happy all three are here for the night and one friend, plus i don't get up at 5 am tomorrow!

Go Mizzou, Go Alabama State!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Give Luck of Irish


Tomorrow is the big day of green beer, corned beef (bought mine already) with cabbage and some Wasabi Green Peas....well the latter maybe not, but they are cheap at Trader Joes! I'm hoping to spend some time on my bracket tomorrow as well. Dont' have any big news other than this golfer in FL

Not sure why I posted this photo, but it's neat looking huh? Shows a bananna of warm weather!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Gave Half of Month, now it's time to give myself something


This Nablopomo commitment is half way done as the 15th, so it's time to treat myself:
a nice new marinator for the kitchen

This way I can make some nice breasts for the Final Four, maybe some steak for the Blues in the Stanley Cup, as well as tons of snacks for opening day in Cardinal Nation!

This device might also double as a bed pan if I get sick from undercooked salmon again? I'm now wootoff following as well, tweat tweet!!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Obama GIVEs a little St Patty Day parade joke on USA veterans


I know this is not April Fools day, that is the day I stop writting these daily blog entries for the March Give Nablopomo event. But, I think this must be a humor piece of writting about vets?

The guys is a quack in his first 7 weeks and the following 50 days will be just the same type of mistreatment of the spirit of America he is reflecting. The next step will be legalize pot I'm sure!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Give more give more often!

The St Louis Blue are very giving, they played three season with appearances at the cup final in a row! 68,69,70 showed to be so blue:



They Gave more and more, but never won, so I'm learning about this kind of discipline myself and now that I'm fourty plus and not 6,7, and 8 years old I'm going to watch them closely!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Give up watching the second 50 days of Obama in Office with sports!


OK FOLKS, he failed his first half of Glory in the Whore House, I mean White house...

I'm not going to finger him and his armed wife (did you see her guns? thunder and lightening on those upper arms) but, he is not the president we voted for at the electorial college party, that was the koolaid talking! Now the hangover begins

I say Karate Kid could not hold a candle to a Texas Ranger who might just run for President in 2012. Long live the Southwest!
Texas is not the EAST like so many believe in NM and AZ and Californication states...

What do you say 'grasshopper'? Any wisdom from the east? NEVER, we are a western civilization! Karate kid is the best Obama can do with his Billary GLOBAL wisdom:

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Food Blogging, Give it up for Midwestern gooey cake?


Yield: 9 servings

For crust:

1 cup all-purpose flour

3 tablespoons granulated sugar

1/3 cup butter, softened

For filling:

1 1/4 cups granulated sugar

3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) butter, softened

1 egg

1 cup all-purpose flour

2/3 cup evaporated milk

1/4 cup light corn syrup

1 teaspoon vanilla

Powdered sugar

1. Prepare the crust. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a mixing bowl, combine 1 cup flour and 3 tablespoons sugar. Cut in 1/3 cup butter until mixture resembles fine crumbs and starts to cling together. Pat into the bottom and sides of a greased 9-by-9-by-2-inch pan.

2. Prepare the filling. In a mixing bowl, beat 1 1/4 cups sugar and 3/4 cup butter until light and fluffy. Mix in egg until combined. A bit at a time, alternately add 1 cup flour and evaporated milk, mixing after each addition. Add corn syrup and vanilla. Mix at medium speed until well blended.

3. Pour filling into crust-lined pan. Sprinkle with powdered sugar. Bake for 25 to 35 minutes or until cake is nearly set. Do not overcook. Let cool in pan.

Per serving: 492 calories; 25.5g fat (46 percent calories from fat); 92mg cholesterol; 5g protein; 62g carbohydrate; 1g fiber; 277mg sodium.

Recipe adapted from one provided by Fred and Audrey Heimburger of Heimburger Bakery that was published in "St. Louis Days, St. Louis Nights," from the Junior League of St. Louis (1994-95).
(boy I really out did myself on today's blog huh? creative stuff....)

I'm really wanted to post this shooting rampage in Alabama, got guns?

Or did you hear free Blizzards in St Louis Metro area since the Blue won on ice!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Give up laughing at the weak handshake

I have spend years raising my kids to show them what a firm handshake might mean to the other person you are sharing the idea with! It's been a mistake, you can't teach something that is so aggressive like a little firm squeeze, these video prove that:
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Monday, March 9, 2009

Give up vodka and cheap horses...


I remember a western that said "Fresh Whiskey and Horse" after they have a poke in the saloon (sound so much like a salon to me, but who really cares about spelling?) therefore I'm giving up on that cheap city idea of martini or vodka grapefruit known as a 'salty dog'. But my replacement is a beer, something like FAT TIRE to match my gut, or some pacifico to replace anyting marketed or over sold like that formaldahide, Corona or Balogna?

I have tried using the great PRETENDER vodka that Obama likes but i'm too honest of a guy.... I promise for one month to not buy the expense stuff and only use cheap vodka in the more expensive flip top bottle with the 360 logo on it, but really if I have beer colded i'm not having liquor and sticking to beer.

It's an awesome spring to learn to loose weight so i can fit into my suit and trip down with only a few beers everyother day. Dont' i look way overweight that might rip my universal healthcare away from me? (ps i don't have any to start with other than vision and dental)

Please email me if you think i need a training bra soon cessnet@netzero.net!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Give daylight savings some thought


Today is the day I'm shorted an hour as well as most of the Americans who follow time pieces and grandfather clocks have some adjustments to make. Spring forward is not a rip off in the long run. Advantage is more sunlight evenings to grill.

Disadvantage is those of us who work at 6 have to use lights for an extra hour in the AM until spring is half way over! Fishing those early mornings is a bit trickier.

Parts of AZ, IN, and HI as well as territories like Pureto Rico dont' honor this sytem. Is you biological clock ticking?

Long LIVE Rocky Horror Time Warp

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Give in to peer pressure this month


Here online, in this virtual world, I must sucumm to blogging once a day, only for one month. My wife says FB is a waste of time, and so i'm twitter'n for a month to see if i do find more time despite losing one hour from daylight savings tonight.

Other peer pressure (which i'm sure i self impose) is being a entreprenuer or a teatoodler or MLM employee: here's my new battle

I'm going to watch more NBA as well, despite howard in orlando

GO NUGGETS!

Friday, March 6, 2009

Give up on making Chruch my only Sunday goal

This past few weeks, I haven't had to work at my career fueling jetcraft, so often thought about hanging at church these mornings. Then I realized, it's half a day blown since it starts at 1030 and I normally work at 6 am. Thus, I will commit to Wed night services more often, but who really needs the goal of perfect attendance to any org in today's world. It was an important social tool to have meetings 100 years ago, even 25 years ago the telephone was not skype like. In the past five years it's radically diff.

Is it possible to listen into a service, yes, or even get to hear or read it yourself at our leisure instead of the rigidity of group prayer. I like the singing, but electric guitars are better. I like flowers, but fish bowls are more symbolic if that really matters. Being around familiar faces is almost as nice a avatar chat.

I'm giving up on the guilt of missing church, it's where I am in the future: click here if you teach sunday school

GIVE in to Friday Afternoon Club


Growing up in Colorado allowed me the freedom of spending weekends outdoors skiing, or biking, or simply spending the hours in the sun, wind, and elements of the WEST. Now that we have been living in the midwest(a few years back here in college excluded) from FL for about ten years, I'm ready to start up the FACE, or Friday afternoon club experiment.

It used to be a time to head to the hills and ski, or find a good bar patio after college classes or highschool game to drink, or even just head to the lake to skate or swim it was a warmer season. I'm going to try to re enact this colorado routine.

Tomorrow, I'm going to spend it on the bike or outdoors at the shooting range with some rifle and maybe shoot some trap! Have a conversation with a neighbor in the hood and learn more about the space between the two homes

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Give up Political Picnics, budget says no!


Phoebe and I have spend several dozen hours in the parks, the lawns, and the yards of people we support. Drinking and watching polo or croquet, sometimes just a fancy May pole dance. But the economy is sour and I have an extra day off work each week from the slumping fuel sales at my corporate airport. It's a real shame I have to give up the highend stuff for simply grilling hot dogs on the back porch here in St Louis.

We have been blessed by so many taxpayer and donor dollars, but now that the world seems to be in a tail spin and Rush is having a falling out with friends and the Obama' white house, we too must sacrafice. It's the end of the season and spring is just weeks away!

Wonder if Memorial day will can afford potato chips or a soda pop for July 4th?

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

give up political blog and networking against obama!


It's not a personal thing, it's about the principle of spending my kids' future: this patriot must act therefore I must do more than just write from my lappy. It's time to take to the streets and thinking of a pitch fork in our hands!!!

If my wife can get out of the church service that evening, our kids can see us both raise our tools in resistance. It's absurd how much he campaigned against business as usual for government, then turn around and porks the big one to us all!!!

I must raise up for the future generations. I give up on soap boxes and now take to the community my passion. I'm no chicken, but i give up on blogging for solutions, going to drive my circus down to the rally come April 15th

It's a join at FB to: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=65605438352

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Give Up Starbucks for one month... or more


It's been almost two years since moving here to the midwest from FL, we didn't see enough starbuck on the freeways, thus have weening our selves off the stuff. We found Kaldhis here as well as Daily Bread, and now It's a grind too. But I love my own fresh roasted at home and ground seconds before the brew starts. Therefore, I'm taking the challenge to my wife and kids (our habit is only once a month right now) but my goal is to stop for one year!!! Here is a funny clip of the nature of Siren

Monday, March 2, 2009

Give Up my rocks? no more CR if this keeps up...


This is a about a week into spring training and one month until the baseball season gets official. I was so hard core a couple years ago and last decades as well when they moved from Mile High to Coors Field. It was my hot dog account for the Coleman Natural Meats when they didn't have pork added to them, straight 100% BEEF. But I'm thinking with Matt Holiday, no blake street bombers left to dream about, and they are 0-6 after today's game vs LA, I'm going to give it all up for the preseason. Will not check the website once, might view Cardinal spring training to see if La Genius is doing something, but NO COLORADO for me!!!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

March 1st - Give up online smut


This is a great example; conservative darkness looms when I read about who truely watches this stuff. Yes, I'm guilt of having the same urges, but aren't I protected by my Libertarian flavor on conservative soup?

Therefore, this entire month will be free or giving up on the fascination of naked images. What will I do if I see something on netflix or at the mall that is curvey? I promise to look away. Stopping will be easy since it's only one month and I've spend 45 years as a gawking peeper.

Even my wife asked to stop grope'n her so I will kill two birds with one stone!