Sunday, March 29, 2009
Give Sex advice for April and EASTER and SPRING BIRTHING
It's time to eat more oatmeal in the morning, but what if i like to get it on before getting out of bed?
Don't suggest anything more than a casual romp, but once it get's heated up (her oven) then start the suggestions, such as the piano bench or the washing machine changeup. Don't ask for porn right after the good morning wake up piss....
Also, if you want to have kids, try not have your wife pregnant during the hot summer months, it's a temp thing that hauling around a huge bowling ball in the bell during the JULY OR AUGUST!
IF YOU WANT YOUR KIDS TO ENJOY SEX LATER IN LIFE: read THIS