Colorado and Cards - sucker for mountain fish?

Ok, gameday is here, but the score is 4-1 my rox are down before i realize that i can't view or hear any of the festivities without paying, what happened to baseball?

Why is everyting a cost, digital radio? online? XM or even just plain reception from the big 550 in st louis?

I'm over the fact that ROID SOX won last year and now MLB.com has all the teams with the same website that is whole about the money....

I should have been striking as a fan from back in 1995.... 13 years later, i'm still a sucker for opening day!

LAST DAY OF THE MONTH

This march madness thing of blogging each day has totally ruined my life - she kicked me out of the house since my attitude is way to flaming and scud like verbally as well as "spending too much time at the computer" but i barely write much? It's only a few minutes a day and that is not acceptable to her....

Even my dad wrote that I'm spending too much time online. Well, I do type more than 50 minutes per word? Or vice versa i guess....

But mostly photos and video in my blogs

I hope my wife takes me back one day.

She said, "get professional help she said, then she will talk to me again, something about a life coach, or anger management consultant, or just plain DR of white man frustrations...."

I called and made appointment, until then sleep at work, in the car, or at my buddy's house.

GO ROCKIES in st louis tomorrow!

Marriage is like
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My Bracket is over, Kansas is my only hope

Picking both Texas and Kansas in the final is a long shot seeing how well the tarheels are playing, oh by the way, i also think the avs are not going far in the playoffs.

Have a good earthhour today

Fortune Cookies are lucky snacks...

Have you ever wondered what they mean by ending the messages with 'under the covers' or "in the bedroom" finishes to the fortunes? Does everything have to be so perverse and sexual to make fun of fortune cookies (irony China is the largest most over populated country on the planet) with induendo?

Here is my fav so far since learning of the add on mentality: Be careful! Straight trees often have crooked roots (in the bedroom) or mabye this one is under the sheets and crooked roots more humorus?

Have a good day despite the irony of thowing a bone in a cookie "in the bedroom or under the sheets"

New Office tonight; meat production at his blog?

The Most Practical Method of Meat Preparation
Most people are unfamiliar with the powers of dehydration as a cooking tool for meat. These people think that all meat must be cooked in an oven or on a stove or using a grill. This notion is ridiculous. These people are clearly dummies. This weblog entry is specifically written to dispel their closed-minded ideals.

What good is a freshly grilled steak to me if I’m not sitting at a table? If I’m hiding in an elevated perch during a paintball battle, that steak becomes nothing less than a burden. When combatants from the other squad smell the steak, it could lead them right to me. If the steak sits out too long in the sun, there’s a strong likelihood that it will turn rancid. Shortly after that point it becomes a silent but deadly killer waiting for my hunger to unwittingly lead me into the meat’s treacherous clutches. “Traditional Meat Cookers” would probably want that to happen to me. They would like to see me die. Well guess what, enemies? Dehydrated meat leaves me vulnerable to NONE of the situations I described previously. It can be eaten discreetly and in any location. It is delicious without being messy. Best of all, it is highly nutritious.

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OH how the great white north is battling 'gainst the lower 48

The Colorado Avalanche and Vancouver Canucks have little room for error in the final few days of the regular season.

The teams tied for the Western Conference's final two playoff spots look to improve their positioning as the Northwest Division rivals meet Wednesday night in Denver.

Vancouver (38-28-10) allowed two third-period goals and fell 3-2 at division-leading Calgary on Tuesday. The loss left the Canucks tied for seventh place in the West with Colorado (40-31-6), which a night earlier beat the Flames 2-0 at home to snap a four-game losing streak.

"It's tight hockey right now; it's playoff hockey, four-point games that are huge for us," said Colorado's Jordan Leopold, who scored his first goal in 2 1/2 months Monday.

The meeting Wednesday will be the first of two between the teams in a span of seven days. They'll conclude the season series Tuesday in Vancouver.

These are NONE OF MY WORDS,
sorry

Mike

i've been arrested as well for not signing a ticket?

of course, i used the bullshit word, the god damn this crap, but never called anybody a name, just refused to sign a ticket from a violation on private property....

this cops in FL are absurd; some tell me they are flunkies in the cities of FL from the 911 military buildup, or leftovers with huge attitudes from dessert storm

this is america right? read this load:

CLEARWATER, Fla. -- A 75-year-old woman was arrested at a Clearwater McDonald's drive-thru because police said she wouldn't pull her car forward.

Authorities said Jean Merola, a grandmother of eight, was arrested for disorderly conduct after she refused an officer's orders to move her car while she waited for the coffee and fries she ordered at the drive-through window. Merola said the McDonald's employees told her to wait there for her food.

Husband 101

Office is about to start, so i better just get this cut and paste button with enter medley working right now:



Office is about to start, so i better just get this cut and paste button with enter medley working right now:


One week from today the cardinals will lose the second best team in baseball last year! www.coloradorockies.com are the bomb

Found this site, very funny:

Installing a Husband
OK, this one comes from my mom, who sent me this in an e-mail.

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources..)

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

The final week

Early EASTER? Who the crap cares since the whole holiday is smoke and mirrors kinda like Christmas is with the commercial nature spin in America? Thanksgiving is the only real holiday for this religous skeptic

SAT Blog NCAA UPSETS

Duke is out of the march madness? INDIANA and the UCONN losers too?

It's a huge mess on my braket with tons of red instead of green ink!

drove back 700 miles yesterday from fl, so i will write something later today after getting settled into the routine with wife and kids, laundry, upack the truck, etc

what did i hear about obama and clinton? they are both still investigating each other?

glad to see nothing is different in america while i was on the road

two days in car at 3 plus per gallon, nothing is changing, nor ever will

plenty of truckers and one very nice wreck to clog up the freeways

Final Dog Day Drought BLOG

OK, for sure tomorrow pictures will show up from the FL trip, the easter celebration on sunday as well as anything things; writing starts back up tomorrow and this time i promise more words and less clips/photos, but i'm sure a dog:



I have more shots of freckles coming as well, but that's flickr link later!

Third Day GONE Again?

Now this is getting a bit unruley huh? I just keeping dogging you guys and getting lazy with this blog contest:



Give me one more day of this lack of creativity! Then I might dazzle you with some words of the trip

Day Two, Out of Town

OK, I'm still the dog for not putting any photos up of my trip to central FL after leaving the wet and very cool Midwest for Mt Dora:



maybe tomorrow i will find wifi and take the tablet out for posting something...

I'm out of town, Day One

OK, I'm a dog for only posting a photo, but hey I'm in FL for a few days off the grind:

Last day in the midwest, for only four days

OK, Happy Hiberian day, or errie day if you prefer, knows as St Pats day to the rest of the english speaking world... But I'm about to fly down to FL to meet up with the kids and the wife to turn around one day later to drive back here. IN fact, i might just go to the beach for the afternoon or the natural springs or simply just sit on the porch and soak up the 80+ heat and green lush environment. It's so brown here in ST LOUIS.

Maybe I should take the technoviking dance down my street?

Would rather be drinking beer today than dishes, laundry, the packing!

German Celebrations? Irish Jig or what?

I think this viking has something to share with River Dancers, perhaps even some security ideas for the production of large scale river dances....

Happy Irish Day Early

Monday is the traditonal, but most will celebrate today, especially St Louis, moving the parade since Monday is a sacred religious holiday? Nay, let's eat Irish! Top ten foods from Irleand:

Breakfast

Lunch

Or Soup for Lunch

Dinner of Ringtail Cock


Desserts with Beer?

Speaking of! Red Beer

Darker Brew

Somthing a bit lighter

Irish blog to feed the head and body...

Ok, they are scottish, but that is close... enough for me today:

March Madness is here

Here are my bracket pickes

Mavaricks Cheerleaders

but then again maybe these fans since they are still amateur glee club?

then other good ones are mile high mares and phillies

I remember the first women's tennis game after I lost my boyhood.... it wasn't martina nav that got my nads working overtime! oops, this link was beach volleyball chrissie I mean this one

Half way thru ten day work stint!

The wife and kids gone since last sat, I'm getting lonely and the beagle is even more distraught. I'm hoping she doesn't go into a personality spin back to her old tail between the legs sulk. SO, here is my way to show some optimism: (photos from the last storm)


Watch this video first

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The FOURTH AND HOPEFULLY FINAL SNOWSTORM in St Louis:

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Perry, Miranda, House/Car, Driveway

My Fav Sex Scandals (political)

Gary Hart (a colorado connection)never won big office and his wife was hot too!
Bill Clinton since his wife is not and he got away with it and kept office.
Florida Boy Lover this century
Clarence Thomas over the pubic hair joke that is so offensive in many ways!!!
Olde World Political Scuz
New world NY Style Gov (probably used the same girls as Hillary)
Another FL Page Lover (why boylovers in state with hot women?)
JFK and the mystery of Marylynn Monroe weightlifter?
Naked Arnold in CA
Double Whammie Pages in DC
Jefferson, The Thomas slave owner from VA

Days away from golfing, I think?

I'm not sure i know what tee time i have nor which day or even where yet, but perhaps hiring a pro would help me! Here's my pick!

This guy is the perfect average man's golfer:

Full Key barrel
Smoke in the lips
Got a hat on
Barely fit in cart
Keeps his head down
Focused on little white rock
Never without a comment about Nascar
Had a driver carry his bag for a half of round
Just general good Colorado loving player who is not Tiger crazy!

McCain in St Louis today...

Today was so busy on the tarmac this morning and early afternoon with huge tin birds like the Falcons, G5, and Cessnas like new one Harrison Ford just bought! I suspect it was the weather got better, but then watching the news locally, I heard McCain stayed in town over night from his fund raiser at Hilton Frontenac.

So my list of this tuesday is exactly what is happening to me now the wife and kids are off in FL:

Sat (worked at City Museum building model airplanes with Hobbyquest.com)was my day off work, watched movies from couch at home later that evening!

Sun Worked early in the am and boy it was slow, but did talk about raquetball game for Monday Afternoon with Kevo at work!

Mon was the raquetball afternoon once getting off work, then several grey hounds to make the Tuesday morning very difficult - funny clip of the sport:


Tues I'm so excited, not the stacked up dishes in the sink since the wife and family have gone to FL, nor having the freedom to sit on couch and eat in living room, but I'm about to watch the butch cassidy and sundance flick instead of Am Idol.

Wed is a new day, will try to get caught up on laundry, kitchen and dishes, walk the dog, small chores... so see you all tomorrow! My movie list below

i'm drunk, watch video of lfat tire

not fat tire from boulder, CO, but flat tire


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One Day till Blastoff

Hey folks,

I had this huge idea, then heard about a bigger one. 230 am tuesday morning i'm getting up to watch the launch!

It's a very ironic launch number as well, STC123, a rhyme as well.

Can list the best and worst I've seen on Monday and Tuesday

Awesome stuff huh?

SKY KING Sheriff

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I think we need more cops in the school systems too!

But this guy died way after school was let out:

so where is the sheriff now?

List of teachers who don't have morals:

Noticed that a couple mothers today sprayed a child with power cleaner at car wash today in FL, it's always strange to see females in trouble in today's media. To watch the crime click here!

Here are the teachers who have crossed that line with younger boys in schools

Hope this doesn't keep growing in the news, I'm sure it's just a fraction of the other issues facing our country in the AGE of freedom and liberation!

National Oreo Eating Dentists 'Dangelo Day!

I'm so confused lately, even when today is my sister's birthday of March 6th! But this is another short blog until I can get the family off to the airport Sat Morn for flight to Orlando. My list is about today's birthdays:

• Dentist Day
  

• Michelangelo Buonarroti's Birthday
  Born on this day in 1475.

• Oreo Cookies for Sale
  On Sale for the first time in 1912.

Marla's bro's fav snack crap is the latter, not to mention I had paying for dentist bills when eventually we all will have rotten bodies and decayed corpses in 100 years.....

Did you know his last name was buonarroti?

 

List of Fav Networks

At first, I would think Ning was my fav, or facebook, or even simply going myspace, but it's turning out I love FLICKR.com the most. Here are my fav top fives:

My Cessna Site (on flickr of course)

Second is this nablopomo site

Third can be Facebook (i guess it's cessnet too)

4th myspace

5th mysite

Can't even remember my other sites from years ago!

Top Ten Quarterbacks (Farve Day I guess)

So, Brett goes off and quits on the same day that Hilary throws the towel in as well I predict. They are both very popular, but can they win the big one? I doubt it, thus my Top ten all time QBs as a list:

John 'Ed the Horse' Elway - Denver Bronco, two rings

Roger Staubach of the Dallas Cowboys (1969-1979) - Loved this guy as a child since he was both a Navy Guy and played for NMMI army jr college in Rosewell, NM.

Joe Montana - San Francisco taught Denver Broncos' Elway in a playoff game in Denver

Tie in Miami for Fourth/Fifth - Bob Griese of the Miami Dolphins (1967-80) or Marino

Fran Tarkenton of the Minnesota Vikings and New York Giants (1961-1978)

Terry Bradshaw of the Pittsburgh Steelers (1970-83)

Peyton Manning in Indy (currently) especially if he wins again, then move him up list

Joe Namath of the New York Jets and Los Angeles Rams (1965-1977) - pantyhoser

Brett Farve in Green Bay Packers (1992-2007) is 15 years of almosts (Elway got him in San Diego in early 90's and I was there to see and hear it at the NFL experience)

Top Blogspot March Madness List

Sorry I'm not able to write much until later this afternoon or tonight after kids are asleep - today is Mr Roger's Sweater day, Google Gram Bell day, as well as Rolling Rock 3-3 day, so here is my list to share and read:

First Beer Basketball

Second Beer Basketball

Third Beer Basketball

I'm also posting them with all the blogs a read each day under links!

Seven Sunday Sport Selections

My list of top personalities in Sports (mother by default since she sat in on so many games and spoke so highly of my skills)

Fav Sports Announcers:

Al Michaels

Howard Cosell

Dave Campbell

Shannon Sharpe

My Mother

Fran Tarkenton

Linda Cohn

The last selection and the first one have some partial autobiographical insight, but not as a chavaunist or anything psycho gender, but typed them in that order. The latter being a hockey goalie and knowledgeable person in sports and the first a bit of an idiot for biting without loving, a firm bite in bed should not be a blood ridden and newsworthy unless of course you live in NYC. Being a man, I have to saw the rack in the net is my fav choice despite she is last on the list.

Runner’s up are Jimmy the Greek and Dick Vitael and Joe G from my youth!

March On Bloggers

Today's the beginning of the 31 day adventure, so here's a sneak peak!

Query a new one each day such as we build upon the list theme:

Type of Lists, 3 typical types

Other Names of Lists

My Favorite type of Lists

Anatomy of a good List

Shopping vs TO DO List

List of Fav Foods, Dreams, Places, Presidents, etc

List of March Madness Teams

Top Teams in the NFL, MLB, or NHL

Best Hunting and Fishing Experiences

Favorite Tantra Positions

Trains, Planes, and Automobiles

Beers for the Money

My list of nevers and maybes

So kick in and share your lists with me and I promise to read at least two others for each one I read.

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